'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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