She is in my trunk
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
