"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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