at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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