He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
