Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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