Sponge bath it is.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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