Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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