i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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