he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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