would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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