Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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