Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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