I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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