So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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