I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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