it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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