On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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