so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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