Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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