Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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