Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
