Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
This is my gift to your gina
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
