I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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