So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
This baby is an asshole
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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