Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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