dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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