I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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