Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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