There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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