Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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