ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
there's paper in my vomit.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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