STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
smell my finger.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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