There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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