He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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