i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize