i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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