return my video game
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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