I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
my poor anus
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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