go do what you do best...puke behind churches
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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