they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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