He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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