Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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