so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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