Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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