We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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