me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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