i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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