I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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