i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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