Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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