Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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