Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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