East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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